Alonso: Make the Cars Fun or I'm Peacing the Fuck Out

"Hot Takes Salesman" (normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee) 08/25/2016 at 13:57 • Filed to: F1, Alonso, God dammit FIA

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“I think that my biggest question is how I enjoy driving next year’s car; if the rules stay as they are now, and I have to save fuel, I have to save tyres, I have to drive 90 per cent and I cannot push in any of the laps, then next year will be my last year,” says Fernando Alonso, who like us is getting sick of F1's bullshit. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in which he feels parallels with Valentino Rossi, except for the fact that MotoGP is not run by a band of incompetent idiots.

“Not because I’m not competitive, even if I win the championship next year, I stop because I prefer other things more,” says Fernando- basically, even if he miraculously wins the championship, he’ll retire if the cars continue to be boring, heavy, and fucked six ways to Sunday.

chaozbandit > Hot Takes Salesman 08/25/2016 at 19:20

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GP2 ENGINE

CRider > Hot Takes Salesman 08/25/2016 at 19:52

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Time to LS swap the entire field.

Hot Takes Salesman > chaozbandit 08/25/2016 at 19:54

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ARRRGH

WE ARE LOOKING LIKE AMATEURS

Hot Takes Salesman > CRider 08/25/2016 at 19:54

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I’ll do ya one better.

V-10! V-10! V-10! V-10!

CRider > Hot Takes Salesman 08/25/2016 at 19:57

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Viper swaps? That could be interesting.

Or the diesels out of full size trucks. 6.7 turbo diesel F1 car that has 1,000 lb-ft or torque, a 6k rpm redline and an engine that weighs 500 kilos by itself.

Hot Takes Salesman > CRider 08/25/2016 at 20:02

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Okay now we’re talkin

RallyWrench > Hot Takes Salesman 08/25/2016 at 20:43

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I can’t wait for him and JB to become endurance racers. They could be all-time greats in that discipline.

Hot Takes Salesman > RallyWrench 08/25/2016 at 20:51

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Oh my god I want to see Fernando in a 919!

f86sabre > Hot Takes Salesman 08/25/2016 at 21:17

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Alonso 2017. No saving fuel. Full throttle all the time and no saving the tires.

f86sabre > Hot Takes Salesman 08/25/2016 at 21:18

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V10 whipper snapper. V12!

Hot Takes Salesman > f86sabre 08/25/2016 at 22:43

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I wonder how hard it would be for the FIA to say “Fuck it! 2021: 3.0 liter, 950 horsepower limit, any cylinders, some sort of cost limit” and give us a goddamn golden age

RallyWrench > Hot Takes Salesman 08/25/2016 at 23:47

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I want to see Fernando in anything competitive at this point! Lawnmower, swamp buggy, powerboat, LMP, anything.

Wheelerguy > Hot Takes Salesman 08/28/2016 at 03:15

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Or a ‘Yota.